"Use your imagination? Think sex only with his tongue," Few things elicited a similar level of disgust from Noah as the expression that was on his face conveyed, perhaps only the idea of Fishy Haddock as Minister for Magic would cause an expression that would surpass it. He wasn't even entirely sure he wasn't simply talking bollocks, for he had tuned out of Tristan describing it pretty much as soon as the topic was first brought up, however he didn't want to contemplate any other way the whole thing was going to work. "But unless he is weird," Or Tristan, he added mentally, "I doubt he will be exactly ecstatic about doing that, not that you shouldn't suggest it anyway if you want, but turn about would only be fair."

Waving absently, notes forgotten for the time being, Noah glanced around to make sure that Pince was still very definitely on the other side of the room. "No, if you want to surprise him with something which will definitely be appreciated give him a great blowjob." Pausing Noah shot her a sidelong glance before asking, rather hesitantly, and with as kind a tone as he could manage whilst choking on any incredulity he was perhaps feeling, "You do know what they are, right?"

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Noah 'Waygay' van Hagens