If Noah thought hard enough he could probably come up with a time when he was genuinely ignorant, however he was also probably about twelve and between his sister acquiring an older boyfriend much too young and his dorm mates discovering the world of porn such ignorance did not really last. Of course it probably was not helped by the fact that Noah's father had never been the sort to talk of storks or God or babies being left on doorsteps and Noah had the basics stored somewhere at the back of his mind from an age which would make many grannies gasp. Not admittedly the basics of blowjobs, but well, considering he was learning the practice rather than the theory when he was Mim's age he really wasn't sure how to deal with the subject from the point of view of complete ignorance.

"Okay," He inhaled slightly, his fingers itching for the packet of fags in his bag, "To put it very bluntly it is fucking him with your mouth, but well, it's a bit more than that." Admittedly it had taken him a while to grasp that rather important fact, however with any luck Mim wouldn't have to go through the not really getting the whole point stage, which was embarrassing and did very little for either participant, at least not in Noah's experience. For a moment he eyed the quill in front of him, wondering whether visual aids were going to be the only way to actually convey this, before deciding that Mim dead of shock did no one any good at all.

"Right, hmm, let's see, well I guess whatever the fuck you do, don't blow," Shuddering slightly at the mere thought of that he sighed slightly, "I mean, I don't know how to describe it, just do what feels right, lick, suck, use your hand, and oh, go easy on the teeth. You will be able to tell what he likes and what he doesn't." Hearing approaching footsteps which had an all too familiar sense of purpose to them, Noah finished rather loudly, "In my experience Binns appreciates quantity over quality, waffle a bit and hope for the best," Earning himself a glare from the librarian who had least had lost the curious look upon her face and was once again heading away in the other direction.

"Fuck, that was close, and oh, definitely think quality when it comes to anything sex, if only because Binns has to be the original three hundred year old virgin."

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Noah 'Waygay' van Hagens