Anyone who knew Kalle Johansson fairly well knew that he wasn't the greatest fighter in the school. To be honest he was absolute shite when it came to fighting, but that was why he mostly stuck to hitting girls or blokes like Alcock. Though despite his horrid displays of brute strength Kalle still managed to piss off just about anyone who he came across. He didn't stop himself from talking shite to anyone, and practically begged to be hit on several occasions. The thing for Kalle was that he never learned how to stop himself from being an arse. Not to mention the fact that he could take a punch well enough if he had to. Granted he would much rather run for cover then deal with confrontation, but if the person was weaker or unprepared for battle Kalle would stick around without question. Which was why he had found it highly amusing that his new hobby with Tobias was thinking of ways to embarrass the hell out of Noah.

Kalle didn't really have too much of a problem with Noah being gay, but he wasn't going to let Tobias know that. Regardless of his record with Mack, Kalle still respected Tobias far too much to let the bloke think that Kalle had a thing for men. So he went a long with the bashing and the laughing, agreeing that something needed to be done to van Hagens if Hogwarts was ever going to be safe from queers.

Though Kalle hadn't expected things to actually become as extreme as they were about to until Tobias grabbed him from his table. He slipped out of the room easily, Tobias in step with him as they made their way out of the school and across the grounds. It was dark enough now that Kalle considered removing most of his beard and wig, but decided against that as his fingers touched the end of the long brown beard he had charmed to his face. "Aw, and here I wore the beard with all the intentions of snagging you tonight. " He choked back a laugh, his eyes settling across on the figure beneath the tree. "Well at least this can be put to good use." He swung the overly large club up from his side and waved it at Tobias.